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Tuesday, January 5, 2021

NEW YEAR BEGINS....Day 5

 

The funniest oddest word was the challenge word for Monday, January fourth; this word was TITTYNOPE.  I never heard it before believe me.  After I researched it and saw it used in a few sentences it gave me the idea how I could use it.  I decided to use it with a restaurant focus; deciding if there would be sufficient food remaining to take home or not. The first verse focuses on just that.  I started the piece about the word sounding like something I’d read in an erotica novel. In fact my husband thought just that.  In the second second piece I used the word as an acrostic focusing on the narrator leaving a bit of food and decided if they finished the meal there’d be no room for dessert.  Actually I had fun doing these two verses.  They came quickly to mind.  Now as for me using this word again, I doubt it.  Egads if I’d use it while out in public having a meal. Telling my server I want a small box for my tittynope; I can imagine the look on her face or his for that matter.   
Yesterday I got a big laugh of laughs.  
Okay I guess I need to explain to people when you see this: 4:30-sold out
  DOES NOT MEAN “SOLD OUT” but the time of a dinner is from 4:30 to sold out.  
In fact the event has not happened as of yet and people are complaining that it’s sold out. No people it begins at 4:30 until it’s sold out.  People I find only read half of an ad; half of a message or story.  No one takes the time to read a whole posting even.  
It’s like they only listen to half what some one is saying. That’s my newest peeve not listening to what some one says or what is in front of you.  Ok, my bad I guess for not properly writing an ad that a fund raiser dinner (which has not occurred and there is no advance ticket sales) read begins 
4:30-sold out; I had to redo the ad to state it 
begins at 4:30-6 or until sold out. 
Yes seems my Monday had gotten off with a bang.  What will I get flack about today? It’s only 6am so I’ll see.  
Until tomorrow....please read things in their entirety and as always Stay Safe. 


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                       NO TO-GO BOX

Sounds like an obscene word
You’d read in a erotic romance
But it’s only a small quantity of food 
    left on a plate
 or dregs of liquid left in cup or glass
Why get a doggy bag for just a tittynope 
      of steak 
Not worth it....that’s for sure
Do you want to ask the server for a 
  to-go box for your tittynope?
Nope don’t think so....the little amount left 
  could not even make a snack

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               DINING OUT DILEMMA 

There’s not much food left on my plate 
It’s definitely not enough for a doggy bag 
The tiny bit of baked potato, broccoli and 
         steak 
Then again it’s only a few bites left to finish  Yet, if I try to do so there’d be no room for 
       dessert 
Never do I pass up the chance for caramel 
      cheesecake or cannolis 
Opportunities like this are rare when I dine 
      out 
Perhaps I could try to consume this small 
      quantity and not be wasteful 
Even though I know everyone leaves a 
        tittynope now and then 






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